Saturday, October 4, 2008

More reasons he's the man for the Job.

My good friend John McCain has been getting a lot of "guff'' lately in the disgustingly liberal blogosphere for releasing an ad stating he won the election prior to actually attending the debate.

Sure, these left wing hippies would lead you to believe that this is irresponsible and outright lying since he posted it before he even agreed to attend the debate.

But what these America haters don't realize is that when he displayed his mug across the Washington Post it showed me a key attribute to being our next president.

Blind confidence, and that is what makes this country spectacular. I've never even left this country, mostly because of my fear of immigrants, but I know for a fact that this is the greatest country to ever grace a globe with it's presence. When my pal George W Bush flew onto a carrier with a huge banner splaying "Mission Accomplished." He wasn't saying, "Mission Accomplished," per se. He was saying, "We will win, and we have the cajones to write it all over your coast with no fear of reprisal."

"Cajones" by the way, is Latin for "peaches with purpose." So unless you spent time in a P.O.W camp I say shut your trap and get back to your drum circle. If you want to argue with me about this, it's too late. I've already won that debate and posted the ad on the Washington Post, you've just been hardballed.